00 — The formation
Begin your ascension.
A looksmaxing formation for people who are done collecting tips. Tip-toemaxxing, tokenmaxxing, jestergooning, and the modules that turn the pile into an expert. From sweaty nerd in mom's basement to Alpha.
BeforeAfter
Live on Twitch
No-Nut November.
Get ready for the challenge. Follow Piers on his no-nut challenge every day and become a real gonad.
Watch on Twitch01 — Brogramme
Brogramme.
The stack, priced apart. One formation when you start.
The Complete Looksmaxxing Protocol
$600
Facial Aesthetics Module (jawline, eye area, facial thirds)
$300
Gymmaxxing + Leanmaxxing Blueprint
$250
The 90-Day Ascension Roadmap (day-by-day plan)
$250
Dietmaxxing Protocol (eat for your face, not just your body)
$200
Skincare + Grooming Stack (exact products, exact order)
$200
Softmaxxing Quick Wins (hair, brows, teeth, style, coloring)
$200
Daily Ascension Checklist System
$150
Tmux + NeoVim complete setup
$100
1-on-1 Onboarding Call With A Coach
$250
Total value
$2,500
02 — Off the protocol
How to make $10k by working only 2 days a week remotely.
The formation is not a face filter. It is how you stand, what you carry, and whether the bit still lands when nobody is filming.
03 — The bromad
Become a native digital bromad.
Escape the rat race and become an alpha gonad. We run on matcha and macbooks. Fuck the haters. We are the gentrifiers. You don't need to speak Spanish. ¡No hablo fucktardo!
- 01One machine. If the work needs a desk, it is not native.
- 02The call can hear the ocean. That is the office.
- 033 months stay in a digital nomads only resort.
04 — Proof
They ran it.
"I stopped collecting tips and ran the jawline module like a shift."
"The glasses were already doing the work. The formation just made me keep them."
"Brows, teeth, the order of the stack. Finished before the call."
"Ten thousand, two days a week. The rest of the week the coffee is the office."
05 — Enrollment
Applications opening soon.
I only take the bests. Very limited opportunity.
This is a no BS program. Be ready for your ascension. You have potential.